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I hate archaeologists

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[FEB21] Cupid's arrow struck deeply and I was suddenly overwhelmed with insatiable desire for a blonde, nine-year-old...

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I know who murdered my entire family and I’ve been keeping it to myself for years.

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The goddamn mice under my floorboards are so annoying.

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"I'd rather pick no one than pick you on my team," Adam laughed as he turned away to join his side.

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“You’re going to be a star!”

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Her eyes were so beautiful

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'If I ever see you touching my daughter again, I'll kill you' my girlfriend's dad shouted, pointing the gun at me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hate archaeologists	311
[FEB21] Cupid's arrow struck deeply and I was suddenly overwhelmed with insatiable desire for a blonde, nine-year-old...	311
I know who murdered my entire family and I’ve been keeping it to myself for years.	310
The goddamn mice under my floorboards are so annoying.	310
"I'd rather pick no one than pick you on my team," Adam laughed as he turned away to join his side.	309
“You’re going to be a star!”	309
[deleted by user]	309
[deleted by user]	308
Her eyes were so beautiful	307
'If I ever see you touching my daughter again, I'll kill you' my girlfriend's dad shouted, pointing the gun at me.	307